Showing posts with label Humour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humour. Show all posts
Wet Grave
A lady was very sick in her bed and asked her husband
"Honey, how long will you take to marry another lady in case I die?"
Then the husband said "Honestly, my love, I can only bring another lady after your grave is completely dry"
"Honey, how long will you take to marry another lady in case I die?"
Then the husband said "Honestly, my love, I can only bring another lady after your grave is completely dry"
Marriage - Humour
They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it's true.
As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank.
Romance Never Dies in Bed
An
older couple were lying in bed one night.
The husband was falling asleep but the wife felt romantic
and wanted to talk.
She said, "You use to hold my hand when we were courting."
Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.
A few moments later she said, "Then you used to kiss me."
Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.
Thirty seconds later she said, "Then you use to bite my neck."
Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.
"Where are you going ?" she asked.
"To get my teeth!"
The husband was falling asleep but the wife felt romantic
and wanted to talk.
She said, "You use to hold my hand when we were courting."
Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.
A few moments later she said, "Then you used to kiss me."
Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.
Thirty seconds later she said, "Then you use to bite my neck."
Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.
"Where are you going ?" she asked.
"To get my teeth!"
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